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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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The in-office lunch is optional.
The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is writing down who didn't come. Then who did, but looked replaceable.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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