ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway.
Written down first, so the guilt has paperwork.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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