ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Consistency is key.
You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only consistent thing about you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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