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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212.
The game hasn't been fun since day 30. The streak doesn't care.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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