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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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You don't skip leg day.
You skip every day. The legs know. The legs are keeping a list.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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