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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "so random".
You've told the same "so random" story at every party since 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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