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Everything happens for a reason.
The reason is you. It's always been you.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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