ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "my For You page knows me so well".
It knows you're awake and lonely at 2 a.m. That's not a gift. That's data.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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