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You call yourself "a bit of a foodie".
You've ordered the same chicken 64 times this year. The driver knows your dog's name.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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