ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
It's not a career ladder.
It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn and more endorsements than you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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