ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback.
It cost three new cards and a Sunday. You get roughly 4,000 Sundays. That was one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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