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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English.
It will be only Monday every week for the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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