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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
When life gives you lemons,
it sends the invoice later. With interest.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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