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THURSDAY, 27 MARCH 2008
Rise and grind.
Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a boat.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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