ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You manifested your dream job.
The universe received the request, checked your CV and moved you to spam.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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