ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your therapist said set boundaries.
You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m. to explain it for forty minutes.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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