ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "it's giving" about your own life.
It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent arrears. It's giving a group chat that muted you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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