ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your soulmate is out there.
Currently leaving someone better on read.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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