ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You wanted a mini-me.
You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost to you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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