ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You left them on read "to be mysterious".
They didn't notice. They were also being mysterious. You're now two mysteries who will never speak again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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