ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort.
Mostly explaining it at parties to people backing away.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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