ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious.
Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it to Tuesday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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