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Things will look better in the morning.
No. They'll just be better lit.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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