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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something.
It landed. Enjoy that. It's the last thing this week that will.
— Zack, unqualified
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- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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