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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Every birthday is a gift.
The gift is one fewer birthday.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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