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TUESDAY, 2 JUNE 2009
Your back now goes out when you sneeze.
It goes out more than you do.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
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