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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought.
It renews automatically. So does the guilt.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
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- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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