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Your 5am routine went viral.
You did it once, filmed it, and have slept until 11 every day since. The algorithm doesn't know. Your landlord does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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