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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
When life gives you lemons,
it sends the invoice later. With interest.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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