ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January.
It's been screaming quietly ever since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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