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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your alarm didn't wake you.
The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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