ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "grew out of" your old friends.
They grew out of waiting for you to reply.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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