ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a perfectly normal day.
You've got about two thousand more of them. Count them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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