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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it "quiet quitting".
Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody can tell the difference. That's the bad news.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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