ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner.
You'll eat standing up for eighteen years. Then sit down and forget how.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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