ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
There's someone out there for everyone.
Yours married someone else in 2019. They look happy.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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