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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "work best under pressure".
You don't. You just only work under pressure.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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