ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You don't have a type.
You have a pattern. Your friends have a group chat about it. You're not in it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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