ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212.
The game hasn't been fun since day 30. The streak doesn't care.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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