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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's "just for vibes" and, according to the forecast, the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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