ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Think outside the box.
The box had the budget. You're out here with a sticky note.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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