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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Youth is wasted on the young.
You wasted yours too. Old age is next, and you've got form.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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