ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your company's core values are printed on the wall.
So nobody has to have them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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