ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year.
Nobody noticed you were gone.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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