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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once.
They'll merge. You'll be the one let go.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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