ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend.
You took a photo of grass, posted it, and checked how many people liked the grass.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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