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Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending in y, right up until the all-hands where they mention you in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
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