ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "don't do small talk".
You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails or replying. You do "vibes", and nobody can invoice those.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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