ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "grew out of" your old friends.
They grew out of waiting for you to reply.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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