ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast.
Combined monthly income: $14. Combined listeners: your nan, twice, by accident.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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